Triathlon Friday Funnies

Submitted: Friday, Nov 30, 2012 at 13:12
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Here are a few jokes to lighten up your day.

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What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a super hero and the other is an instruction.
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Last year I entered my first Marathon. Within minutes after the race started I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing. The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was taunting me. He said, “Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?” I replied: “Do you want to know?” and I dropped out.
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How do you tell a tri dad? His kids grab water bottles and energy bars when its time for a stroll.
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How do you tell a triathlete dog owner? The dog runs and hides when he gets the leash.
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What did the Ironman’s wife say to him? A: Nothing, she never saw him!
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How do you know when you’re in the presence of an Ironman? A: He’ll tell you!
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You know you are a Triathlete when:

You spend your annual holiday at a training camp.

You are up everyday by 5: 00 am, but never in work before 9: 30 am!

Nobody believes you when you say 'Never again'.

Your idea of a great Friday night is to get to bed by 9pm because you're going for a long ride the next day.

Your kids grab water bottles and energy bars when you suggest a family stroll.

After a hard workout you sip a recovery drink while on the toilet and in the shower.

Your idea of a great b-day/new year's eve/easter celebration is to run your age in kilometres with a couple of friends.

Friends don't ask you if you're going to train this weekend, they ask how long and how far.
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Reply By: TriathlonOz - Michelle - Friday, Nov 30, 2012 at 13:15

Friday, Nov 30, 2012 at 13:15
Love 'em all!


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Reply By: TriathlonOz - David - Saturday, Dec 01, 2012 at 12:37

Saturday, Dec 01, 2012 at 12:37
Some of these are fantastic - I will try to come up with some more for next week. Friday Funnies great idea.
David
If it's not hurting your not tri'ing!
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